Living With My New House Mate, Fluffy

Living With My New House Mate, Fluffy

It’s an intruder! Nope! It’s my new house mate Fluffy. Grrr!!

Woof! Hello humans! I bet you all want to know how things are going with me and Fluffy the new puppy. Why is she even here? Does mommy really need another doggie? She is super annoying you guys. Grrr!!

She keeps chasing me around and I caught her in my kennel multiple times. She tries to eat my food that she can’t even chew properly and then to top it off she thinks my doggy bed is hers. She keeps laying on it. Who does that? I swear it’s like she’s a copy cat. That would explain why she’s so flexible.

I think she’s trying to take over. It’s my territory and my mommy Renza. Oh and I see how she bites mommy. She bites everyone!

Mommy lets us hang out so that we can bond. We are separated for now. I do the sniffing thing, but she only smells like trouble. I wonder how I can sell a puppy. Will mommy even notice she’s gone? I licked her head the other day for the first time and she tasted like trouble too.

I wrote a little ad for selling a puppy. Let me know if it sounds right.

Naughty Puppy For Sale!


Fluffy my new puppy

Woof! I’m looking for someone that wants to buy a puppy. She’s a poodle mixed with maltese or some other breed. I’m not sure. She’s 7 weeks old and sleeps a lot. She won’t bother you that much I promise. Only when she's awake. Be careful not to leave your feet exposed, because she eats feet. She’s cute so that might make up for her evil nature.

Call 0800 HELP ME

I’ll give her to the first caller.

How does that sound you guys?

Fluffy and Buffy playing
Fluffy attacking me!
There’s a chance mommy might notice she’s gone. I think she brainwashed her already. I don’t want to make Renza sad, so I’ll give the evil puppy another chance. I'll be on the lookout for any bad behaviour and report back to you guys. After one month if she has not changed her evil ways, then I'm posting the ad. Woooof! Woof!


Fluffy and Buffy sleeping
Nap Time
Update

So Fluffy and I are besties now you guys. Don't ask me how that happened. I think she brainwashed me too. I stopped running away from her and then realised she just wants to play. Now I have two besties! Renza and Fluffy. Mommy Renza is happy she can leave us alone to play without worrying that Fluffy will attack me. We play for hours and hours and I share everything with her except my food. Food is off limits! Grrr!!!

Author: Buffy
Job: Guard dog, part-time blogger
Likes: Playing and hanging out with Renza and Fluffy, eating and sleeping
Dislikes: Grooming and food thieves

Pic credit:  Mommy Renza and her cheap phone camera.

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11 comments:

  1. I love these stories!! They are very witty and creative. I bet you could do short animal adventure stories. You would need to sketch a few characters and personalities so they are consistent, each one having its own unique mannerisms and catchphrases etc.

    Once you got something on kindle, you have the option to use print on demand. I was told there is no setup fee. Unless he was some miscommunication, it is free set up, once you have a Kindle book published. The printed book may not necessarily be cheap but will be available. Amazon provides the learning material to self-publish, so it can be done for free if you are good at editing.

    Maybe it is not something you want to do …but anyway – I really like these stories.

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    1. I will second this suggestion of Paul Lorenza. We truly enjoy these fluffy and Buffy stories, especially my daughter. You will be loved by children if you write such story books. It's a good thought.

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    2. Thanks Saroja. I am definitely considering it. I'll start brainstorming this idea and see what I can come up with. It could be a little side project. Paul suggested some great ideas on getting a book out there. Things I never knew I could do. Thank you both :-)

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  2. Thanks Paul. Lol. The other day I was thinking about the possibility of actually writing a book. It's funny that you just mentioned it. I've never considered myself a writer. I've recently met some awesome writers in the blogosphere, but I'm not even sure how I would measure up. But I have my imagination and my head is full of ideas. So I guess anything is possible. I'll consider your suggestion. Thank you for pointing it out.

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  3. Hey Buffy!This is Bruno. Man, how did you get friendly? Yesterday my mom took me to meet a family with a dog. He was also a pug but two years older than me. I kept barking because I was scared. But he sat there simply staring. I don't know why my mom wants me to meet other dogs. Am fine at home playing with my human sis. But guess we need to try to get along with other dogs. I hope I can start trusting soon like you. Wish me luck because mom says we are going to meet another today,called Cherry! A girl! I hope I can be a gentleman and not scare her off. Woff! Bye

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    1. Hi Bruno. I get what you're saying, it's hard. Fluffy was the first doggy I got along with since our last dog Woolie. That was 8 years ago! Mommy lifted fluffy up so that I can sniff her. That was repeated multiple times. She hand fed us once at the same time also. Each one gets a hand.Other times we eat separated by a gate but close enough to see eachother. In the beginning I didn't really know what fluffy was, but through sniffing I figured that she was the same as me. One day I licked Fluffy's face and mommy knew that I liked Fluffy then. It took two weeks of sniffing to like her. So don't rush it. You'll get there.Woof!

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  4. Hi Lorenza,
    I also love dogs. I had three, but one died, so now I have two--malti poos. They are both white like your dog.
    I met you at Danny Ray's Meet and Greet. Maybe you can check out my blog if you need a blogging tip or two. That's what I write about. For example, I recently wrote how to get 842 people to your blog in less than a day.
    http://www.mostlyblogging.com/get-842-page-views-to-your-blog/
    I also have regular monthly Meet and Greets like Danny.
    Janice

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    1. Hi Janice. Thank you for leaving your link. Will definitely check it out. I followed you on G+ last week. I'll subscribe to your email list also for new post updates. Maltipoos are cute yes. My little one is really smart. You should post a pic of your doggies on Google+ so that I can see. Thanks again. :-)

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  5. Hey.. you seem to love him alot.I also had a cat.. Actually I still miss her alot. Thanks for adding me on G+. I just started reading your blog and it reminded me of her.. how I used to post blog posts with her..
    http://ruviperera.blogspot.com/2016/07/i-love-you.html

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  6. Hi Ruvi. Thanks for visiting my blog and follow back on G+. Sorry to hear about your cat. I'll go read your posts about her. Thanks for sharing the link :-)

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